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Bar Jokes

Making a bet at a bar
Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said the first guy. "Bet you $10 he won't," said the second guy.

Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second guy hands the first guy the money.

"I can't take your money," said the first guy. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news." "No, no. Take it," said the second guy. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!"

HERE ARE SOME MORE FUNNY BAR JOKES BELOW

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Bar Jokes 5 You looked a lot like my wife	Bar Jokes 6 Making a bet at a bar	Bar Jokes 7 A nun arrives at the local bar	Bar Jokes 8 Newly issued alcohol warnings
Bar Jokes 9 Reasons to allow drinking at work	Bar Jokes 10 I have a magical dancing duck

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