lawyer jokes

Lawyer Jokes

That's a real bargain
A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for his funeral. The Lord Chief Justice of Orbury was asked to donate a shilling. "Only a shilling?" said the Justice, "Only a shilling to bury an attorney? Here's a guinea; go and bury twenty more of them."

Check out more funny lawyer jokes below

Question and answer  The stupid questions  You won't go to jail  Lawyer consultation 
What a great bargain Hunting attorneys  Excess billing hours The cost of a brain 
What type of tracks? Resolve our problem


Send dog poop to someone you dont like

Don't get mad, get even!  Are you looking for the ultimate prank joke gag gift?  Have us mail your victim dog poop. Send dog poop to your enemy or just a friend for fun!

What we send is actually fake plastic dog poop.

"I can't believe how nasty and rotten your Liquid Ass fart spray is. I didn't even open the box, and I could clearly smell the foul odor!  When I opened it, I thought for sure I was going to throw up. Thank you!"   Marty Thomas, Chicago, IL


Our nasty smelling Liquid Ass smells like dog poop!
We also sell the Liquid Ass fart spray per bottle and in sets


Get revenge by sending someone fake dog poop today!

Here are some ideas of who and when you might send dog poop!
- Boss at work that you dont like
- Your In-Laws
- Someone that just cheated on you
- Birthday present for someone you dont like
- An arrogant person you know at school
- A funny prank to pull on someone at college
- Wedding gift for someone you hate
- Present for someone who gossips all the time
- Perfect gift for someone that breaks up with you
- Funny Christmas present for someone
- April Fools joke
- A friend not feeling well with note saying "I heard you were feeling like crap"


Click here to see a video of the fake dog poop they will receive!

Just tell us who to send it to and we do the rest!
Please allow 5-7 days for smelly dog poop to arrive at their house

Poop Photo Gallery - Poop Facts - Fart Facts - Poop Stories - Fart Sounds - Poop Quiz - Link to Us - Names for Poop - Dog Poop Photos - Dog Poop Video - Prank Call Videos - Comedians - Comedy Clubs - Comedy Groups - Funny Jokes - Prank Videos

 

Poop Merchandise
Please check out our online store for funny poop gag gifts!

Fake Dog Poop Fake Poop Fart Spray Fake Dog Poop Hat Fake Poop Pen
Fart Machine Stink Bombs Fake Lottery Tickets Cussing Tickets Stink Bomb
Fake Parking Ticket Cussing Parrot Cussing Bird TV Remote Shock Lighter

� 2013 Poop Prank Inc. - All Rights Reserved

Lawyer Jokes

This site does not use any real poop. Victim will receive fake dog poop.