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Liquid Ass Fart Spray - Worse than a Stink Bomb

Liquid Ass is the worst smelling stink bomb fart spray ever. Our Liquid Ass fart spray is the nastiest fart spray you have ever smelled in your life. We have had people almost puke just taking one wiff of this stuff. Spray Liquid Ass on someone, and they will stink like Sh** for the rest of the day.....not kidding. While stink bombs give off a sulpher smell, our Liquid Ass fart spray actually smells like someone just took a fresh dump.

Liquid Ass fart spray is an overwhelming, stinky, funny prank product. Once unleashed, this power–packed, super–concentrated liquid begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul butt–crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo. The funny pranks you can pull with Liquid Ass fart spray are unlimited. Watching the facial grimaces of people and hearing their comments about the part–your–hair, gagging stench will have you laughing until it hurts. 

The next time you have the urge for a funny prank or if you just need to get the party started, reach for a bottle of Liquid Ass fart spray. 

17 Dec 2006

"I got the Liquid Ass in the mail on Saturday . . . Holy f**king sh!t! I now know what it would smell like if I stuck my head in the colon of a rotting corpse.

This Liquid Ass is truly vile. I'm not sure when or where I will unleash it, but I pity the people caught in the funk. Nice work."


— Mike W from Chicago

Best results are obtained when used indoors. Squirt liberally with a sweeping motion over a large surface area. 

On most carpeted floors, Liquid Ass is not visible and the smell lasts longer. On tile floors, squirt in the corners to minimize light reflection. (See illustrations below). A good rule of thumb is to apply Liquid Ass around the perimeter of the target area or approximately that same amount spread over the middle area.

Several significant variables will affect the performance of your Liquid Ass operation. Results will vary due to ventilation, humidity, room size, and amount applied. In general (95% of the time), when used indoors with medium ventilation, a third of a bottle will generate dry-heave-quality stench from one to three hours.

The guidelines given above combine simplicity, effectiveness, and entertainment value.


You get 1 bottle Liquid Ass

Only $5.95
 
You get 4 bottles Liquid Ass
Only $17.95

 

 


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