You might be a redneck if...
The taillight covers of your car are made of tape.
Your car has never had a full tank of gas.
Any of your kids were conceived in a car wash.
Your momma has ever been involved in a cuss fight with the principal.
You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
You've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.
Your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.
Your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.
You stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.
Your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.
More funny redneck jokes below
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- Boss at work that you
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- An arrogant person you know at school
- A funny prank to pull on someone at college
- Wedding gift for someone you hate
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- Perfect gift for someone that breaks up with you
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- April Fools joke
- A friend not feeling well with note saying "I heard you were feeling like
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